Family Values Don't Stop at the Border...

...but our country does.

Back in the good old days, President Bush noted that family values don't stop at the border. He used this platitude to support the notion that families should not be split up by deporting parents who have dropped anchor babies while illegally occupying our country. The assumption is that their "citizen" babies would stay in the US even though their parents were deported. Now, I'm not interested in splitting up families. That would be mean spirited. We should allow the parents to take their anchor babies with them. If the parents are unable to pay for their deportation, their children could languish in prison day-care while their parents slave away working off their debt to the US government (see earlier post). Of course, the day care would be run primarily by criminal aliens working off their own debt.

Cash Flow Positive Stimulus Package

Unemployment is currently at 9.4%, about 14M people. With 12M criminal aliens in the US, a conservative estimate, there are surely 3M or so illegally employed here. Replacing them with citizen workers would yield 11M unemployed citizens or about a 7.4% unemployment rate. Not so bad, really.

We don't need a guest worker program at this time, thank you. Allow me to show you the door.